the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
life goal is to have a successful text post. if that doesn’t give you a clue on where my life is going I don’t know what does
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
hearing a hot guy complain about being single